You're ferral.

Why do you say I am ferral?

I don't know, I must have sensed something.

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Don't touch me (slight affectionate pat on the shoulder)

What's wrong?

You don't have showers (after I just had showered 10 minutes ago).

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Karla has not been to my place since before Christmas.

Her reason is that she cannot tolerate his swearing when he angrily complains about people in the world.

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